5. Ep. 904: Werewolf
[At a party, writer Paul chats with archaeologist Natalie.]
Paul: I’m actually working on something now.
Natalie: Really? What’s the subject matter?
Crow [as Paul]: You’re right. The subject doesn’t matter at all.

4. Ep. 1004: Future War
Servo: Hey, it’s Jean Claude Van Damme!
Mike: Eh, it’s more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.

3. Ep. 820: Space Mutiny (aka: Mutiny in Space)
[Raiders attack the shuttlecraft, in scenes lifted from 1978’s Battlestar Galactica.]
Mike: Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons.

2. Ep. 910: The Final Sacrifice
Zap Rowsdower: What’s your name, laddy?
Troy: Troy MacGregor.
Zap Rowsdower: I’m Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.
Crow: Yeah, well I’m Bill Shtinkwater!
[Rowsdower’s truck starts up.]
Mike: Rowsdowermobile, away!
Servo: And together they fought crime throughout Southwestern Alberta!

1. Ep. 424: Manos: The Hands of Fate
[As the end credits start to roll…]
Crow: A crew? They had a crew!? I do not believe they had a crew!
Joel: Okay, everybody pick out someone you wanna punch.
Servo: Where to start?

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